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Does your dog tell you when it wants something?

"Does your dog listen to you? ...but only when they want to? ?

Has walking your dog become LESS THAN RELAXING?  Have you considered changing your dog's name to "Cigarette",

so it will AT LEAST make some sense when you say "Im gonna grab the leash and have Cigarette take me out for a drag,." or when you say "This is supposed to help calm me down but Cigarette's shaved YEARS off of my lifespan!"

We get it. We find it hilarious.... We can help though!